No guard dog needed at 3419 Avenue U. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 3419 Avenue U.
The only way to make life better at 3419 Avenue U might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 3419 Avenue U will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day