It's so safe at 345 Juanita Way you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
345 Juanita Way smells better than your first new car
345 Juanita Way is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 345 Juanita Way will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day