It's so safe at 345 Union Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 345 Union Avenue.
It's not the end of the world, but it looks like the apocalypse just happened at 345 Union Avenue
Living at 345 Union Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day