You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 3615 Avenue S unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 3615 Avenue S are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 3615 Avenue S might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 3615 Avenue S will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day