No guard dog needed at 3792 Surf Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 3792 Surf Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 3792 Surf Avenue
Living at 3792 Surf Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day