You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 3901 Avenue D unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 3901 Avenue D are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 3901 Avenue D might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 3901 Avenue D will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day