You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 4040 Ely Avenue unless it was a police station
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 4040 Ely Avenue.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 4040 Ely Avenue
Living at 4040 Ely Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day