You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 4131 Ely Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 4131 Ely Avenue are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 4131 Ely Avenue
Living at 4131 Ely Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day