No guard dog needed at 42 Bay 49th Street. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 42 Bay 49th Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 42 Bay 49th Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 42 Bay 49th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day