You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 4218 12th Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 4218 12th Avenue are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 4218 12th Avenue
Living at 4218 12th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day