You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 4231 Ely Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 4231 Ely Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 4231 Ely Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 4231 Ely Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day