You'll be able to sleep easy at 477 Old Mill Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 477 Old Mill Road are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 477 Old Mill Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 477 Old Mill Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day