You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 5 Coonley Court unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 5 Coonley Court are fairly courteous.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 5 Coonley Court
Living at 5 Coonley Court will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day