You'll be able to sleep easy at 5 Romer Road; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
You could literally eat off the sidewalk at 5 Romer Road. Well, not literally, but you get the idea.
The only way to make life better at 5 Romer Road might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 5 Romer Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day