It's so safe at 518 34th Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
If Alice was in your employee, she'd take up watching soaps at 518 34th Avenue
518 34th Avenue is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 518 34th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day