No guard dog needed at 5218 9th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 5218 9th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 5218 9th Avenue
Living at 5218 9th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day