No guard dog needed at 5316 16th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 5316 16th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 5316 16th Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 5316 16th Avenue is such a steal, you might want to call your attorney.