You'll be able to sleep easy at 5323 Avenue K; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 5323 Avenue K.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 5323 Avenue K
Living at 5323 Avenue K will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day