It's so safe at 533 Eldert Lane you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 533 Eldert Lane.
You'll get to know your local home improvement store employees if your living at 533 Eldert Lane
Living at 533 Eldert Lane will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day