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Livability Score

533 Eldert Lane

Cypress Hills
533 Eldert Lane in New York, NY 11208 has an average livability rating with some areas of concern, and some high points. If you’re a tolerant person, this could be OK for you, but stay vigilant!

Quite a few issues to investigate further.

Bank Vault

87

You'll be doing the S.A.F.E.T.Y. dance

It's so safe at 533 Eldert Lane you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open

Filthy

23

The rats own this place—you just get to live here.

Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 533 Eldert Lane.

Decent

66

It's no Boardwalk

533 Eldert Lane is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.

Dirt Cheap

99

It's like Publisher's Clearing House just rang your doorbell.

Living at 533 Eldert Lane will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day

Safety

87

You'll be doing the S.A.F.E.T.Y. dance


It's so safe at 533 Eldert Lane you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open

Violent
Violent
Low risk of violent crimes in this area
Non violent
Non Violent
A really safe place to live
Security
Security
No security related issues to note

Environment

23

The rats own this place—you just get to live here.


Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 533 Eldert Lane.

Health
Health
No indication of major environmental health hazards present
Outdoor
Outdoor
Below average street cleanliness
Utilities
Utilities
One or more utilities may be subject to interruptions
Pest control
Pest Control
This building appears to be pest-free

Quality

66

It's no Boardwalk


533 Eldert Lane is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.

Noise
Noise
Very noisy conditions may be an issue here
Physical condition
Physical Condition
Building appears to be in excellent shape
Nuisance
Nuisance
No apparent nuisance issues
Building management
Building Management
No history of conflict between residents and management

Expenses

99

It's like Publisher's Clearing House just rang your doorbell.


Living at 533 Eldert Lane will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day

Utility expenses
Utility Expenses
Low utility expenses
Other expenses
Other Expenses
Court cases
Court Cases
No significant court cases reported
Other info
Other Info
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