No guard dog needed at 54-18 69th Lane. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 54-18 69th Lane, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 54-18 69th Lane
Living at 54-18 69th Lane will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day