No guard dog needed at 5420 16th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 5420 16th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 5420 16th Avenue
Living at 5420 16th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day