You'll be able to sleep easy at 5501 Avenue U; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 5501 Avenue U.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 5501 Avenue U
Living at 5501 Avenue U will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day