You'll be able to sleep easy at 5517 12th Avenue; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 5517 12th Avenue.
The only way to make life better at 5517 12th Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 5517 12th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day