It's so safe at 5607 6th Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 5607 6th Avenue are fairly courteous.
5607 6th Avenue is not great, but not bad either. Monopoly-wise, it's sort of like the orange properties.
Living at 5607 6th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day