You'll be able to sleep easy at 588 East 81st Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 588 East 81st Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 588 East 81st Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 588 East 81st Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day