No guard dog needed at 64-17 83rd Place. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 64-17 83rd Place, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 64-17 83rd Place
Living at 64-17 83rd Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day