You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 64 Mildred Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 64 Mildred Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 64 Mildred Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 64 Mildred Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day