You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 6413 15th Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 6413 15th Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 6413 15th Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 6413 15th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day