It's so safe at 689 9th Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 689 9th Avenue.
It's not the end of the world, but it looks like the apocalypse just happened at 689 9th Avenue
Living at 689 9th Avenue is such a steal, you might want to call your attorney.