You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 69 Bulwer Place unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 69 Bulwer Place are fairly courteous.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 69 Bulwer Place
Living at 69 Bulwer Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day