It's so safe at 690 Myrtle Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 690 Myrtle Avenue.
It's not the end of the world, but it looks like the apocalypse just happened at 690 Myrtle Avenue
Living at 690 Myrtle Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day