You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 70-25 72nd Place unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 70-25 72nd Place are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 70-25 72nd Place might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 70-25 72nd Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day