No guard dog needed at 71-35 67th Place. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 71-35 67th Place, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 71-35 67th Place
Living at 71-35 67th Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day