No guard dog needed at 7318 20th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 7318 20th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 7318 20th Avenue
Living at 7318 20th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day