You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 78-39 79th Place unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 78-39 79th Place are fairly courteous.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 78-39 79th Place
Living at 78-39 79th Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day