No guard dog needed at 78-50 73rd Place. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 78-50 73rd Place, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 78-50 73rd Place
Living at 78-50 73rd Place will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day