You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 79-14 Elks Road unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 79-14 Elks Road are fairly courteous.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 79-14 Elks Road
Living at 79-14 Elks Road will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day