You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 79 Corson Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 79 Corson Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 79 Corson Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 79 Corson Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day