You'll be able to sleep easy at 81 Bay 7th Street; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 81 Bay 7th Street are fairly courteous.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 81 Bay 7th Street
Living at 81 Bay 7th Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day