No guard dog needed at 8117 17th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 8117 17th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 8117 17th Avenue
Living at 8117 17th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day