You'll be able to sleep easy at 814-824 Avenue O; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Teeming with filth. Get your gas mask and hand sanitizer ready if you move to 814-824 Avenue O.
The only way to make life better at 814-824 Avenue O might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 814-824 Avenue O will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day