Carry a flashlight, whistle, and maybe some brass knuckles on your evening stroll around 838 Kearny Street
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 838 Kearny Street are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 838 Kearny Street might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 838 Kearny Street will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day