No guard dog needed at 84-27 60th Drive. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 84-27 60th Drive, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 84-27 60th Drive
Living at 84-27 60th Drive will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day