You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 845 Dumont Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 845 Dumont Avenue are fairly courteous.
The only way to make life better at 845 Dumont Avenue might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 845 Dumont Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day