No guard dog needed at 8504 7th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 8504 7th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
You'll have time to take up that new hobby at 8504 7th Avenue
Living at 8504 7th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day