It's so safe at 8508 3rd Avenue you can dance in your underwear with the blinds open
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 8508 3rd Avenue are fairly courteous.
If there was a level below fixer-upper 8508 3rd Avenue would be it
Living at 8508 3rd Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day