You'll be able to sleep easy at 8697 15th Avenue; the building and 'hood have an impeccable safety record
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 8697 15th Avenue are fairly courteous.
8697 15th Avenue would make Mary Poppins burst into song
Living at 8697 15th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day