You'd be hard pressed to find a safer place than 8703 5th Avenue unless it was a police station
Hope you like squalor. On the bright side, the roaches at 8703 5th Avenue are fairly courteous.
If there was a level below fixer-upper 8703 5th Avenue would be it
Living at 8703 5th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day