No guard dog needed at 8780 15th Avenue. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 8780 15th Avenue, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
It's like having the Midas touch without the downside at 8780 15th Avenue
Living at 8780 15th Avenue will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day