No guard dog needed at 8818 Avenue A. In fact, buy yourself a Pomeranian
Germaphobes might squirm a little bit around 8818 Avenue A, but normal city dwellers won't have many issues.
The only way to make life better at 8818 Avenue A might be hiring a butler (or two).
Living at 8818 Avenue A will literally make you feel like you've won the grand prize - every day